November 2010
4 posts
Universal Monsters Audiobook Chapter 10
Here, then, is the audiobook version of Chapter Ten. If my voice sounds a little odd at times it’s just because my throat has been trying to secede from my body for about a week, now. At one point, when I say the word, “sanctuary” it sounds like I’m doing a Tom Brokaw impression but, in fact, I’m just dying a little.
Download it here.
Enjoy, all,
E
Universal Monsters X
“This is very sad,” said Brinkmire. “Very sad. I’m very sad for us. Coming back here, to this place, this may be the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen. And, as some of you may know, I’ve recently been through a bit of an apocalypse.”
It was hard to argue. We all agreed on that. We agreed that we needed a plan. What divided us was everything else.
Do we stay? The prison has food and drugs...
Universal Monsters Audiobook Chapters 1-9
A few people have mentioned that they prefer audiobooks for working out and driving and being illiterate and whatnot. Also, some people don’t see so good. So I’ve recorded the first nine chapters in audiobook format and hope to include an audio version of every chapter with its posting as the book progressess. As always and of course it is cheap as free.
It sounds more than a...
Universal Monsters IX
He told us we could call him Casanova Jones. We told him that was ridiculous and we would not. Even though he was sitting on a throne he made from werewolf skulls we told him we would call him, “Sarah.” He had a small Dutch boy he named Jeff that he used for an ottoman and his throne-skulls were held together by taffy and coagulated chupacabra blood. From time to time Jeff would turn...